If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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