I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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