Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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