The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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