Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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