Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
