I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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