It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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