We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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