i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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