And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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