Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
