Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Couch. On fire.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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