the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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