Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I came so hard my ears popped.
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