how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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