for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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