yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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