Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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