dude i'm inner monologue high
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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