I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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