Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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