what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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