I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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