margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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