You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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