Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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