At least make sure they are 18
Why
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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