Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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