I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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