I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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