this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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