is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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