He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You don't make any sense
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