And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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