its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
