I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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