You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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