Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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