I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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