everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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