How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
