His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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