I forgot how hot balto sounded
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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