If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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