My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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