I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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