Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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