kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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