I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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