i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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