what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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