if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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