hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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